The Answers

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GIRL : May I hold your hand?
BOY : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me..

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??

GIRL : I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY : Yes, but would you stay there??

GIRL : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
BOY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

BOY : You remind me of the sea.
GIRL : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
BOY : NO, because you make me sick.

GIRL : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
BOY : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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