GIRL : May I hold your hand?
BOY : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me..
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?
GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??
GIRL : I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY : Yes, but would you stay there??
BOY : You remind me of the sea.
GIRL : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
BOY : NO, because you make me sick.
GIRL : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
BOY : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.