LAUGHTER... The Best Medicine

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Gambar Hiasan

SITUATION 1

David : How long were you in jail ?

Gary : Three months . 

David : What was the charge ?

Gary : No charge , everything was free . 

SITUATION 2 

John : My grandfather was an extremely brave man , he once entered a lion's cage...

Tom : Oh ! He must've got big a applause once he got out...

John : I didn't say he got out .

SITUATION 3

Sam : Why did you quit the job ?

Morgan : I was mad at the boss .

Sam : For what ?

Morgan : He said i stole $50 .

Sam : Why didn't you make him prove it ?

Morgon : He did , that's what make me mad !!!

SITUATION 4 

Brad : I will buy this pen .

Salesgirl : A surprise present for your wife ?

Brad : Yes , of course . She is expecting a diamond ring .

SITUATION 5

Simon is at clinic when he saw a man walking out of the clinic door, crying .

Simon : Why you crying ?

Man : I'm here to check my blood condition... and they cut my finger .

Then , Simon started to cry .

Man : Why you crying ?

Simon : I'm here for my urine test...

Thank you for reading ;p